Mr. Swanson

Slang term referring to a slimy, disgusting, old teacher that subtlety hits on students. Generally middle schoolers.

"Mr. Jones reminds of a Mr. Swanson."

by Jimbur July 13, 2021

Mr. crap

Nah what they do to mr crap??

Noooo Mr. crap look!!! Plunkton is getting the secret fromula!!!!!

by Plunkton July 20, 2021

mr max

a small penis man with lots of men on him like its raining cats and dogs

my name is mr max and i love men as much as i love shit in my mouth :)

by brysons cock in your mouth July 28, 2021

Mr. X

Mr x is a person who is a threat to the one direction fandom they leave really strange messages and death threats towards the boys. They have been inactive since around 2013 but we still should look out for them.

We need more guards theres been news about mr. X being at a show in 2021

by onedirection._obsession July 10, 2021

Mr. Benjamin

a smart-ass teacher who terrorizes the shit out of 11th and 12th graders, but is somehow lovable at the same time.
he is known to tell interesting stories about prior students and events in his life, as well as give you great advice on how to continue existing.

he is going to mean-old-men hell.

"So you're in pre-med?"
"Yeah, I have Mr. Benjamin"
"Holy shit on a stick good luck"

by asjdlfjasldfls shhhh October 25, 2012

Mr. Cefis

1. A refined gentleman of many suits.
2. An senile man in a hospital bed.
3. One of many Cefi.

1. The man walking down the street had the appealing aesthetic of a Mr. Cefis.

2. "MR. KOEN!" - Mr. Cefis

3. It may surprise you, but despite the lack of more regular idiosyncratic behavior, Jeremiah Oxford is indeed one of many Cefi.

by Another Mr. September 4, 2012

Mr. McDoucheSwag

A title for a person (primarily male) who exhibits not only general rudeness (hence the "douche" part of the name) but also either A. Uses the word swag too often or B. Exhibits a love of and focus on his own swag. The name is similar to "Swaggot" and "Douche-bag" but with the added annoyance of having an obsession with swag and swagger.

Man 1: Hey, I'm going to pop some pussy, but keep my snapback on! Alright, alright, alriiiiiiight!
Man 2: Well look who decided to be Mr. McDoucheSwag today!

by sexybanana August 26, 2013