Mike Callaway

A psychopath who sux dick for a living and masquerades as a cop.

Man that's fucked up like getting gonorea. A full on Mike Callaway

by Mikokissmallnlimp October 22, 2019

Mike

SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON.

Ayay di ara nilabay na ang SUPER DUPPER MEGA ULTRA CUTE, HANDSOME, SMART AND SO ON. inshort si Mike usapa na kapuya.

by Mike laurente June 4, 2022

Mike hunt

Mike hunt is usually used in kahoot as it sounds like “my cunt”

Teacher: let’s play kahoot

Virgin: *names himself mike hunt*

by Funtime chungles December 5, 2020

Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs

im gona go do a mike vick dip

by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025

mike

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.

eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?

by stianamileven March 20, 2022

Mikelis

Mikelis is Latvian a name of archangel Michael. This means that Mikelis is a descendent of god. He is the most beautiful being to ever exist, and a man with the name Mikelis will always be loyal. The perfect guy!

Yo that guy gave that homeless man a Lambo! He is a total Mikelis.

by balandey October 31, 2022