Midlife Mike

an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women

I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.

by glorifiedglamour June 11, 2016

mike

hot
^^

person a: wow that person is so hot
person b: that's a wild mike!!!
person a: no way wow I'm shocked

by the person who is right, hi 🙋‍♀️ March 31, 2022

hooker mike

Someone who goes to get a hooker and gets busted by a cop. Makes a great Cum Dumbster, typically his wife will have nice boobies, ITS NOT GONNA WORK

Hooker mike got arrested by a cop, no blowy, but a jail sentence.

by Vaginas are gross August 5, 2022

Mike Jolley Complex

A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse

Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”

by Movas November 2, 2022

Mike Vick Dip

a dug adict dat mickses 2 or moe dugs and eats or sniffs

im gona go do a mike vick dip

by FiveBigBoo-s March 17, 2025

mike delorme

To be the poorest and stupidest of them all. The king of poverty.

There is no greater shame than to be called a Mike Delorme.

hey did you hear back from the bank?

Yeah they're for closing my home. Guess you could call me Mike Delorme now.

by Fish mail September 24, 2016

mike

mike is an amazing person who looks the most flattering and is kind hearted, hilarious, responsible, and will take care of u in the best way. he is the kind of person to do anything for you. There's so much to say about this beautiful soul. there are infinite good words to use for mike <3. you are one of the lucky if u have a mike In ur life. He loves every one. Mike will do anything for anyone and will fight for the right even if it means he has to do the worst of things.

eleven : I love u too.
mike : *thinks* how did she know ?

by stianamileven March 20, 2022