Marching Band

A family of mentally insane teenagers who love each other more than life itself but also hate each other at the same time. Every band has a special unsaid connection with each other that can’t be broken, unless someone drops out of band. Then the band kids will make sure they are miserable for the rest of their lives. The band kids have many inside jokes from bus rides and football games, and it annoys the hell out of non-band kids. Join band, you’ll love it, but be warned, there is no escape.

“I love marching band!”
“I know right! It was so funny on the bus when one of the rookies was talking about how he owns a thong.”

by MoolyTheCow November 11, 2021

Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.

“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*

by caznamorac June 25, 2022

rubber band

a girl with a stretched out vagina

person 1 : I had sex with my girl last night and she felt like her vagina is stretched out

person 2 : Your girlfriend is a rubber band

by Mr. Fresh Francis May 21, 2016

Bands in costa rica

When you have many big booty bitches all around town

I have bands in Costa Rica tapped one last night

by Xxdajchd January 5, 2022

Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band

Alternate term for music group Boygenius

I saw Phoebe Bridgers and her Gay Band in concert yesterday!

by Marie-Ange February 22, 2025

Band Geeks

The best Spongebob episode to have ever been conceived. It aired in season 2 and hasn't been topped ever since. It has the best quotes to be told to one's friend. It also has one of the best endings rocking "Sweet Victory" Infront of a giant stadium. If anyone has another episode as their favorite they are fucking wrong and if they still think they are right tell them to stop talking and leave the premise immediately

Also #RipStephenHillenburg

Person 1(Idiot): Dude I think season 3 had the best episodes of all time
Person 2(not an Idiot): WHAT!? Bro easily Band Geeks is the best episode!
Person 1(still an Idiot): but I like-
Person 2(still not an idiot): Dude just go. just go. there isn't room for people like you here. leave!

by Jottys January 30, 2019

BHS Marching Band

A Decent sum of Birdville Highschool students who choose to spend their time walking around in a parking lot getting yelled at.

You know the BHS Marching band. They are so cool!

by Chad_Broskii June 22, 2025