noticeable penis line

A Noticeable Penis Line is the outline of a guys penis in pants (especially gray Sweatpants). The Noticeable Penis Line is usually there when a guy isn't erect and indicates weather or not he'd be good in bed. Also referred to as a NPL or Perpindickular Peen Scene.

Person 1: hey did you see Chad's NPL?

Person 2: his what?

Person 1: his Noticeable Penis Line, lemme just say it's not very Noticeable.

Person 2: no it isn't is it. But look at brad in those gray Sweatpants

Person 1: Damnnn I'm straight but he makes me wanna switch sides just as bad as Ryan Reynolds.

by Snowky96 January 10, 2023

relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child

I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

drug line

Different from lines of drugs: strings used for leisure or torture using magnifying glasses. Can be made in to fists with steroid lines.

"What is this halucinations?" "No, they telepath and put drugs in to you using a glasses line and drug line

by Drug torture victim December 5, 2019

mopardian line

The Mopardian Line is a threshold of 54 posts in a 24 hour period on an online message forum. Meeting or exceeding this threshold automatically determines that the poster has been triggered.

Mopardh9 has posted 53 times in the last 12 hours. He will need to take a break from posting for at least 12 more hours to ensure he does jot cross the Mopardian Line.

by Pontoon Flotilla January 13, 2025

Different lines

A person who is referring to someone else that is below them, as in they are better than them. Can be them saying that they do everything better than you do.

We’re on different lines, don’t compare us to one another.

by Ray ray 🤘🏼 May 24, 2021

bi-party line

Voting for a different presidential candidate than the rest of your party line.

This election, more voters swung bi-party line.

by Semiuseful Magazine December 9, 2008

Worm Line

When you crush up dried up worms from off a sidewalk and make them into a line that you will then snort like cocaine.

You’re fucking up the worm lines! And plus, the worms aren’t even a powder yet, you’re a total worm line making newbie.

by Cricket_Blunt_Enthusiast October 17, 2025