Humpty dumpster

A physical act where upon the chef places an egg inside their rectum and cracks it with the sphincter allowing only egg white to drip upon the desired surface.

I dropped a Humpty dumpster on her chest.

by Nabc February 24, 2024

humpafuak

A Jew with an IQ of five that eats Lego bricks

Joshua: that guy is a humpafuak
Bob: yea

by Mr. Garm December 1, 2023

Humping the dog

Standing around doing nothing, typically at work

Boss: “what are y’all doing… humping the dog? Get back to work!”

by BnizzleMcMizzle December 22, 2023

Humpty Dumpty

One partner puts an egg (uncooked, in the shell) up their butt and the couple goes on a date. If the egg breaks, the partner with the egg gives head to the other and if it doesn’t, the other partner retrieves the egg and makes breakfast (after giving head).

Hey babe, should we Humpty Dumpty tonight at the pub? Our friends will never know. Hehehhe

by corub69 January 7, 2024

Humperdinked

Having your balls stomped on by midgets in stilettos while simultaneously receiving a golden shower from a man who is considered to be of gigantic stature.
(Term discovered while having an underground orgy with Prince Humperdink from The Princess Bride)

While having an intimate conversation with Prince Charming in a 60s conversation pit, it was discovered that he likes to be humperdinked.

by CrustyNutBucket January 7, 2024

humphouse

Brothel, whorehouse

Party was pretty cool.. you might want to uh, open that window in your bathroom, smell like a good ol' fashion humphouse up in there
Season 2 episode 9 Resident Alien

by scotchfordinner June 21, 2024

humpy day

Wednesday, regarded as the midpoint of a typical working week.
"it's hump day and perhaps the toughest day of the week for you"

humpy day is the hardest day of the week.

by Jeffsinger June 27, 2024