Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
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a word used to describe a hard working middle aged, semi-solemn individual who is hardworking, puts others over themselves and rarely tends to take care of themselves. It’s said their main coping mechanism is to eat every chance they get; which is where the same comes from.
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Mainly seen in MUDD rap, an art only few can perfect.
Mainly seen in MUDD rap, an art only few can perfect.
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Chong-banger Penny hooked up with weenie whiny Leonard after the keef queef hypothesis. Reimagining “Big Bang Theory” parody.
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