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Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
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Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.
Mike pallidino sucks at madden
by Bleat November 26, 2019
mugGet the Mike Pallidinomug.

Mike Maniachi

he is an asshole..but its okay cause he knows what that means. he giggles like the sunshine and is apparently shy??? but i dont see it. mike is the bomb dot com. Mike loves sushi.
why do you keep calling me an asshole?, because youre mike maniachi and you know why
by couchpotato33 August 26, 2010
mugGet the Mike Maniachimug.

Mike Le grys

Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.
Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.
by Synyster17 November 7, 2022
mugGet the Mike Le grysmug.

Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
mugGet the Mikemug.

MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE
by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021
mugGet the MIKE LANEmug.

mike money

Money to use on/for strippers and at the strip club
Dave: Yo man I brought some mike money for after we leave Jake's house!
Tyler: Hell yeah.
by Neutral Nandy July 5, 2017
mugGet the mike moneymug.

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