Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.
"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"
by NickEffinB May 30, 2025
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Danielle

Delights in filming cats struck in t
he face by cheese product. Sells people half pound assortments of chocolate for more money than they'd pay for a whole pound. Also throws ping pong balls at brown table decorations with astounding accuracy.
Danielle threw that ping pong ball right at the cheese-covered cat that paid too much for his cream-filled chocolates.
by NickEffinB April 14, 2019
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Covi Niner

The act of one individual infected with the COVID-19 virus propositioning sexual acts to another individual also infected with COVID-19.
"I went down the street to see if Rachel wanted to covi niner."
by NickEffinB April 01, 2020
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