Guy 1: so I decided to take a crap standing up today, but it didn't turn out well.
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
Guy 2 (facing away while pointing back at guy 1): This guy, am I right?
by MmnmmMm June 28, 2020

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025


.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
by Henky66 October 22, 2017

I'm not your friend
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.
Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
Or anything, damn.
You think that you're the man.
I think, therefore I am.
Fun fact: the last line is originally a saying from 16th century French mathematician and philosopher Rene Descartes.
by AnonymousProgressiveRebel March 28, 2024
