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(shit and apple butter)

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.
I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!
by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009
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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium
woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll
by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023
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Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.
Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
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Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.
Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"
by Citychick213 December 22, 2016
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Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)
by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009
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Bang my Apple

When a girl throws your apples on the ground that you spent so many minutes collecting, you yell "SHE BANGED MY APPLE!" And run away.
*Brooke smashes Robins apple on the ground*

Robin: BROOKE PULLED A "BANG MY APPLE"
by TheAppleBanger April 21, 2017
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