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MAGA Gun Fu Fighter

A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.

There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.

Everyone was Gun Fu fighting

There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning

In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.

There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface November 14, 2020
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North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun

When a male ejaculates on to the partners anus immediately prior to the partner expelling gas. When gas is expelled, the semen bubbles up like shot from a bubble gun.
I thought that maybe instead of wasting it on her face, we would take a trip with the North Wisconsin Bubble-Gun.
by Wiscokid67 October 5, 2017
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Chekov's Gun

The principle that every element introduced in a story should be necessary and used later.
"When it was said in Chapter one that Timmy's hamster used to only eat the tail fur of the Namaqua chameleon found in Southwestern areas of Namib desert. I knew it was Chekov's gun waiting to go off"
by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024
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BB Gun

Shotgun, slang since a shotgun does shoot BB's like birdshot, buckshot, etc. The use of "BB gun" is not as alarming to people who might overhear the conversation.
Cops: Where's the gun, where's the gun?
Guy on ground: Just the BB gun I threw it over der
(reviewing Ring camera footage Dec 10 '21 Houston where we see five shotgun blasts at oncoming police cars)
by OnlyCW July 4, 2022
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Cum Gun

Tis a gun full of male cum. It's pretty weak sauce. Or baby sauce i guess.
"Bro i put that cum gun right to her head and disappointed her so hard."
by DIRTYHARRYBOX June 7, 2018
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German kitty gun

A huge fucking machine that has a cute name but is horrifying.
American: Holy fuck!You see that German kitty gun?
by SandmanIsBox March 20, 2020
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Gun

Thing that go shoot shoot bang bang when trigger is pulled pulled.
by StormZZn November 9, 2022
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