SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019

pull some sugar

to eat or drink something

Dude, I'm so hungry, I gotta pull some sugar.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 8, 2019

Sugar Hippy

Sugar Hippy - Someone who has the hippy values, but also has financial means and is willing to share with the lesser advantaged

Man, that Dave is a pretty good sugar hippy. He took my broke ass to lunch and gave me a few nuggs of weed.

by happyhippyloper August 8, 2019

Sugar Daddy

I don't have a sugar daddy, I don't need a sugar daddy, you can't have a sugar daddy. Cause your Not. that. kinda. girl. Everything I have i've worked from the ground up. Cause I'm what SICKENING. FUCKING BITCH

Where'd this bitch hear that I had a sugar daddy

by PARTY19208 September 12, 2019

Pure Sugar

When the weed so good one L has you gassed

Shorty: You like that bag I got last night?
D: Yeah it was pure sugar

by KoKoTooSaucey December 15, 2017

sugar douche

This is a male who is usually good looking who specifically targets wealthy females. These females would not normally attract a man this good looking if they were poor. A successful sugar douche will ultimately marry one of these females thereby granting him an easy lifestyle with no real employment requirements. Sugar douches usually cheat at some point, have failed business enterprises and ultimately prove to be poor husbands. Divorce, alimony payments and other forms of wealth are given to the sugar douche as severance.

Sandy's sugar douche just had to close down his personal training business due to poor management.

by stephilovepapastephilovepapa April 21, 2018

Sugar semi

When an Alabama fan licks their own taint until they start losing a game and then promptly leave the stadium

I witnessed a sugar semi in New Orleans when Clemson dominated the inbreds.

by Cuntermccunterton January 1, 2018