runner's whip

Runner's whip occurs when you are running but your dick be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.

Wife: Babe, what happened to your legs?
Me: Oh these bruises?
Wife: Yea
Me: Went for a run last night...
Wife: Oh no, did someone hit you?
Me: Nah bitch, it's runner's whip from my fat long dick!

by this_is_true February 13, 2018

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Whip

Can mean a car (just say a fucking car then) but a whip is something used to lash something or someone, typically leaving marks and welts, bruising may also occur

Slaves where whipped when they disobeyed their owners

by That random brit July 10, 2023

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word describing a nigga who is too attached to a bitch and will do whatever the ugly looking ass can do to please the bitch. the thot uses this as way to manipulate the poor ignorant person.

If you see a "whipped," person contact on the thot patrol line or go to your local STD (stopping thot department)

"look at this nigga being so whipped over this loos basketball hoop pussy looking ass bitch"

by thateducatednigga December 26, 2018

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Wet Whip

Crude insult that only applies to people called Patryk

Oi Patryk, you're such a wet whip

by Juiceman 71 December 21, 2024

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Whipped Cream

NY slang term for cocaine

sweet dreams wit the whipped cream

by Realonly January 13, 2015

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Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

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