Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

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Oreo waffle

This is a delicious item created to delight the masses of Oreo fans

That was a delicious Oreo waffle

by Whoreo October 25, 2017

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waffle locker

Another word for a vagina

1: Does my waffle locker look funny to you?

by cutmybumcheeks October 26, 2017

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Lebanese Waffle

Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.

“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”

“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”

by Spark Florence October 27, 2017

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Waffle Queen

An adjective describing someone who is wrong, and most likely dumb. They probably wear stripe sweaters, and wholeheartedly support the Holocaust, and communism.

Man that chick last night was a total waffle queen.

I can't believe she supports the final solution, she's such a waffle queen.

by Fuckboi23 April 24, 2017

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