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Tough Turkeys

Something a Santa Monica douche bag urban hipster VFX Supervisor says to people in Hollywood when they ask him a question.
Person 1: Hey, would you like me to help you with that thing?

Santa Monica Person: No. Tough Turkeys.
by zoostory May 16, 2011
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squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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Plucking the turkey

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 1, 2012
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Turkey toes

being a lil goofball
you're such a turkey toes!
by Lukwww January 11, 2023
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Turkey

" bro turn around."
(looks at girls butt)
"Dayum she got a turkey!!)
by theofficialR&B March 20, 2017
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Choking The Turkey

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.
by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016
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Turkey

A term commonly misused to describe someone stupid or to describe a man's nether region.

Turkey, a term popularized by the Simpson's episode, "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", that means to roll a perfect game in bowling.
Homer rolled a Turkey last night at the alley, with the Pin Pals.
by mfomari February 28, 2025
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