Turkey Tanned

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022

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Turkey Necking

When one with testicles places their testicles on someone else's neck.

When I woke up after drinking too much, he was turkey necking me!

by Arvileng October 1, 2022

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Turkeying

When you are soaking with a girl and motorboat her boobs while gobbling like a turkey.

Dude 1: Man! Guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: idk man, what did you do?
Dude 1: I was turkeying the fuck out of Sarah!
Dude 2: Sarah has giant knockers man!

( Dude 2 high 5s dude 1

by White n-word October 20, 2022

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Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

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Turkey Ham

Chicanoism. Also spelled as Toorki Xám.

Legend has it that no Anglo person can set eyes on this mystical foodstuff. Reports indicate that is either some kind of metaphysical homeostasis of both turkey and ham (i.e. just as Christ is 100% man and 100% god, so too is Turkey Ham 100% turkey and 100% ham) OR that it is turkey sliced into ham-steaks.

Those who have experienced Turkey Ham firsthand are known to fly into a rage when Anglos say they have no idea what Turkey Ham is.

Do you have any Turkey... Ham... Turkey Ham????

...what?

by sfmmxxii November 11, 2022

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