Definitions by Celiamolestrangler

Turkey Tanned 

The appearance of a person, usually of some kind of celebrity or someone that believes themself of social standing or influence that has used tanning products or tanning beds to the extent that they have a roast turkey-like skin appearance.

"Joe Bidden has a cracking turkey tan."

"They were Turkey tanned as fuck."

Turkey Tanned by Celiamolestrangler September 29, 2022