Max CH

evil satan spawn that eats you. usually is under 2 inches in height and 400000 metres thick in width.

oh lord its Max CH!! get the high ground.

by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021

Max

A gay dude that is unbelievably annoying... can never shut the fuck up and always think's he's the center of attention.

Etienne - "Can you ever shut the fuck up, you always talk all the time."
Max - "No, I'm a queen so I should never shut up."

by _OnlyFacts_ June 16, 2022

Max

Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer

Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.

by Bawie November 24, 2021

Max

A boy with a cute face and a large nutsack

Jeez he has a large nutsack

(He walks over)

Oh hi Max

by UwUbigmummy November 23, 2021

Max

Max is a narcissist if you know Max you’ll know him to be very prideful also quite cocky and a player. But at times could be useful for a slave. Maxes likes to find a new girl every week tends to be dramatic and loves attention. He never ever tries to consider your feelings if you know a Max drop him!!!

Person: max played me again

Person 2: I’m suing

by Pandsofiaaresuingmeetmeatcourt January 7, 2022

Max

A complete asshole with such ignorance to other people which makes them have no actual friends. They act like a bitch a majority of the time. Also they suck at everything yet think they are the best

Man look at him over there I bet he’s a max

by Suckthatduckgetreadytof May 31, 2018

Max Protein

The yin to your yang, the perfect midnight snack for the show you decided to re-watch for the 65th time. Will give you the energy to channel your inner bad-ass. Knows the whey to your heart! Is always the one to motivate you to keep going, no matter what.
Basically, you need to have a BROtein like this in your life!

"Man, your bar is so low. you need to raise it"
"How?"
"With a Max Protein Bar"

by chirx November 25, 2021