king robinson

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!

-King Robinson 2015

There is no example statement. -king robinson

by Butterbooh October 14, 2015

Rally Kings

People that are KNOWN to drink like fish after a long night of drinking like a fish. Typically, these are the people that always get hit up when someone wants to get lit, find a party, or drink alcohol during times you really shouldn't be drinking alcohol. If you try to drink a rally king under a table, congratulations, you played yourself. Can be male or female either way they're still considered 'kings'.

"Idk if they'll want to go out. They said they have a 6:00am flight and a final to study for. Plus, they blacked out last night."

"LMFAO are you fucking kidding?! Of course Erin and Brittany will want to go out still! They don't care. They're RALLY KINGS!"

by PhilDonahue July 11, 2016

Tortilla King

Title for the king of tortillas. Ancient prophecies foretold he would descend from the heavens to restore greatness to the tortilla and then transcend as the tortilla god.

My tortilla meal was great and it's all thanks to the tortilla king.

by beastbones October 30, 2016

cuck king

Another name for the great feminist vegetarian Onision. He is the one and only Cuck King.

All bow the the Cuck King, Onision

by DaMeerkatLucy November 22, 2016

king konged

Demolishing everything in your path so bad that it looks like New York after King Kong was done with it.

I just King Konged that pizza. I need more.

by gman7985 October 20, 2015

King cupper

When you cup your fart in your hand than smell it

He is a king cupper

by Jabony December 10, 2015

kings toe

Morton's toe, Greek foot, "Royal toe", "LaMay toe", "Sheppard's toe are all names for a second toe being longer than the Great Toe (Big Toe)

That guys Kings toe (second toe) is so long he could pick a guitar with it.

by mibracedude March 8, 2016