wall of fuckwit

When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.

Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.

by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021

dookie walls

Dookie walls is the best song i’ve ever heard in my entire life. I cant explain how bad i need a full version

hey man have you heard dookie walls? it’s the new hit

by bigbickdaddy19 October 30, 2021

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

pennsylvanian wall taker

Said in Fortnite when people have such low ping that they are able to take your wall because they can put a wall down faster than you because their ping is so much lower.

That fucken Pennsylvanian wall taker probably has -10 ping.

by RoshanSoni May 26, 2019

sausage wall

A dick so large it is considered a wall.

Wow! Is that a Sausage Wall?

by Urban dickionary February 18, 2018