Ticket puller

When you take a poop and you have to constantly wipe. Its lime pulling a ticket for service. Every wipe has a little poo.

I’m sorry i took so long in the bathroom, every time i wiped i kept getting a new bit of poo on the toilet paper. It like a damn ticket puller at the store.

by anonymous September 2, 2025

Ticker

Ticker is a umbrella term to categorize someone who has something from ticks to Tourettes.

Shut up you weird Ticker!

by SlimeyGrains September 3, 2025

Ticker

To tickle someone

I wanna go and ticker her

by Ak6229 September 15, 2025

Tickle me pink

Something that is surprisingly impressive.

Well tickle me pink I would have never guessed.

by I Have Toes September 24, 2025

tickle me shitty

Another way of saying, "you've got to be kidding me."

Maximus: "Hey remember that really hard boss fight? Well, you gotta fight him again."
Redd: "Are you serious?"
Maximus: "Yep. Good luck brother."
Redd: "Well, tickle me shitty."

by DarkRedd22 October 21, 2025

fun ticket

a one hundred dollar bill

Bryan and John this is Rooster, I threw that transvestite an extra fun ticket to let me suck her cock after she fucked me in the ass!

by Steve-M July 30, 2008

deer tick dog

puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog

crazy belt quinn is wearing farting out her mouth is a deer tick dog

by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008