Thomas Rice

A Person That Sucks Dick For A living

That woman on the street was very Thomas Rice.

by SchwabTheZombie May 7, 2018

Thomas

has had enough of this narcissistic name-description bollocks.

This posting on Instagram stories is making Thomas violently angry.

by padsDarcey November 23, 2021

Thomas

He’s a kind person sometimes quick tempered but he has the love as much as the ocean . He can angry but after a while he will cuddle u up. He cares others before himself

Friend : Hi , what’s ur new boyfriend’s name ?

U: Thomas

Friend: Girrl , ur lucky 🍀 he’ll never break up with you!! For sure

by Lovenightcore♥️ September 27, 2021

Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy

Ah, where to start? To start, this is the place where roaches breed to reproduce their babies to create more roaches to roam the classrooms, bathrooms, auditorium, & stairwells. (Amazing) Next, the home of the conflicted genders. Third, the home of many phones where one day a person/group can trespass into the school and one day to take the phones taken from security guards. It's a public school open to all but it is considered a concentrated camp by anonymously.

I wish to get my phone taken by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy.

by The_Definer_Of_Words April 14, 2022

odd thomas

The fourth man in the room during a male on male on male butt-n-nut sesh.

“Wow, Joey was a real Odd Thomas last night while you were railing me Todd.” Craig said as Joey left the apartment that morning.

by Ezd’s March 29, 2020

Thomas

He's very often found scrolling through his own name on Urban Dictionary. Hes probably affiliated with the Hooker Palace. His best friend is probably a kinky Australian goblin with ADHD.

Thomas illness is chronic but his ass is iconic

by Definitely Not Soko July 8, 2020

Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021