post-traumatic dress disorder

-the condition that occurs when a person, usually female, views old photographs and asks themself "What the hell was I wearing???"

Honey, I just looked at the picture of me from senior prom in my high school yearbook...i have post-traumatic dress disorder!

by jakester42 July 13, 2011

post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

post-trump stress disorder

A feeling typically associated with dread,night terrors and flashbacks from the presidential election results.

Me: I can't come into work today.

Boss:Why?

Me: I'm dealing with Post-Trump Stress Disorder.

Boss: Understood

by j0shuam0rris November 17, 2016

post-acquaintance friend request

The friend request sent right after meeting someone for the first time.

After meeting Ryan at the party, Dave sent him a post-acquaintance friend request to secure their friendship.

by XileLord May 16, 2011

Post-Marching Band Depression

A severe case in which a band member feels the insatiable need to spend every possible hour with other band members well after marching season is over; a withdrawal symptom of long hours of band camp and after school practice.

Random passerby: Why's there a giant mob of kids in black overalls marching down the shopping center?
An intellectual: They're suffering from post-marching band depression.

by Golgi apparatus November 11, 2017

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010