kid piss

To drop one's pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid pisses.

"Dude I was at the pub the other day and this bloke rocked up next to me and started taking a kid piss"

by tiny_dancer May 30, 2013

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Piss off

follows by 'wanker'.

Just a couply banter between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles!

Anti 1: Hey,how can you even believe in larry,they hate each other!
Anti 2: Yeah,haven't you watched the iconic 'piss off-wanker' video?

le me: If you and your husband never fight,are you even sure you are in love???

by HazzaisLou's July 17, 2021

piss shy

Unable to urinate in the presence of other people e.g. at a urinal

The guy next to me at the urinal seemed to think I was some sort of perv but I was just piss shy

by MadMatLondon May 29, 2021

shoreham pissed

When you get so drunk you get lost, fall over and cry - all before 9pm.

Oh man, I got so Shoreham pissed last night - devo.

by MrDevz May 17, 2017

flush piss

Action of when a male urinates after ejaculation to clear the urithra of excess cum. Typically a short low volume stream of urine, but also can turn into a regular urination.

Short term- washing the cum out of your penis so it doesnt drip out slowly

Male- hold on babe i have to flush piss real quick.

by LtheWerewolf February 21, 2018