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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Jordan

Like the river, long and gangly. A Jordan is a Humanoid that can be heard amongst Gyms listening to the heaviest of metal while screaming "lightweight" and random passers by and releasing toxic fumes to deter predators, often making them uncomfortable and forcing them to leave the area they're training in. This gives the Jordan a larger area to train in where he boasts about doing Squats and never missing leg day, although his legs still look very "meh".
I was training over in the free weights but then this guy dropped a protein fart like an absolute Jordan.
by FSGremlin February 26, 2021
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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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Jordan

A mother frecking JIT
Jordan is a jiiiiiittttt
by Urmomisgay444 December 17, 2019
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jordan

boy- “hey did you hear about that girl in her twenties who shagged a 15 year old?”
boy 2- “oh jordan? heard she has a fetish for minors”
by s060117s July 18, 2019
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Jordan

He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
by Larry Hum March 31, 2020
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Jordan

Jordans are very Buff,strong and dominant people,one finger of a jordan is equivelent to 50 pounds worth of strength.Jordans can hurt you easily if they wanted
hes strong he must train with jordan
Jordan can you get me buff like you
by BTDxKWH February 15, 2019
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