“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
“Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”
“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”
“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins May 28, 2018
Get the South African surprisemug. those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)
Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"
by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015
Get the crusty surprisemug. by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023
Get the Meatslop Surprisemug. The act of creating an impression of a penis in to a wedding cake or penetrating said wedding cake with a phallice.
Dude, while Dave was giving his best mans speech I totally gave the bride and groom a wedding cake surprise.
by cockbandit1869 July 7, 2011
Get the Wedding Cake Surprisemug. I went to Chicago banking on deep dish pizza but ended up having these bomb ass profiteroles! What a philly surprise!
by Barfmeister August 6, 2018
Get the Philly Surprisemug. When you wake up to black balls hanging in front of you. Behind the balls will be a flashlight to illuminate the balls. In your newly-awoken haze, this illuminated incandescence will make it seem as if they are surprise balloons at a party. For a comforting experience, it is helpful to play the song Circle of Life by Carmen Twillie and Lebo M. to recreate the intro scene from Lion King.
“Bro, I got knocked out in the gym and woke up under the punching bag. I thought it was a Swahili Surprise!”
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
“I used to get pink eye from the Swahili Surprises I would get in prison. Am I eligible for marijuana consumption now, doctor?”
Synonyms: Bright Nuts, Bulb Balls, Jingle Blacks
by Mmmhmmmhph February 24, 2023
Get the Swahili Surprisemug. The act of dipping your index finger in mustard and fingering someone right after without them knowing
Bro! Me and my girl were getting freaky last night. As we were fucking i hit her with the Mustard Finger Surprise.
by Mr.Immakidnapyourkids January 2, 2024
Get the Mustard Finger Surprisemug.