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ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
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chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020
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Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022
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Special Surprise

Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.

At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .
Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you
by mrunheardof May 19, 2024
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LOTS OF SURPRISES

As a SHITEATER that is what happens when you are FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT and then a GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

HA HA AH AH HUMAN ASSHOLE ASSHOLE PEDOPHILE we have it all on VIDEO and it went VIRAL
LOTS OF SURPRISES such as DIARRHEA , SUPER CONSTIPATIION , NAUSEA, VOMITTING, SWALLOWING PUKE, MIXING PUKE AND SHIT AND PISSING AND SHITTING SAME TIME when a SHITEATER gets a good STOMACH FUCKING from FUCKING BACTERIA SHIT intensely.

The PEDOPHILE is in for LOTS OF SURPRISES.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021
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Silent surprise

The act of when a small group of people are hanging out, and one person let’s out a silent but deadly fart without letting anyone else in the group know it was them.
David: *farts silently*

Mason: “What in fuck is that smell?”

Jason: “Seriously I can not breathe, what in the hell is it?”
Kyle: “Someone let out a silent surprise. Who the fuck was it?”
David: “Yeah, who was it?”
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
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Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread
Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!
by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022
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