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Reverse Mardi Gras

When you toss the stuff from Mardi Gras parades back at the people on the floats.
Person 1: If Tom Brady were ever on a Mardi Gras float, I'd 100% Reverse Mardi Gras that son of a bitch. Kid probably rushed AEPi at Vandy.
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
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Reverse Laser Snake

The sex position where you put your toe so far up someone's ass their body reverses itself. Then you stick the pe pe in.
"I got Reverse Laser Snaked last night"
by DingusDan1028 January 7, 2019
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Reverse hand crank

When your penis is masturbated by your partners hand in the inverted position to which you would normally pleasure yourself. I.e the hand would by placed thumb side down closest to the base of the shaft. Most commonly

preformed whilst partner is laying next to you.
Rather than give me head she gave me a reverse hand crank to finish me off.
by This is Manfield January 23, 2011
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Reverse Floor Machine

The act of defecating in the soap compartment of a floor cleaning machine. This causes anal excrement to be sprayed on the floor, as a substitute to the regular soap, when the floor machine is in use.
Anthony: "Did you see the floors? They are brown and smelly!"

Drew: "Yeah, I think someone used a Reverse Floor Machine on them, I would know."
by 50K All Day July 15, 2018
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reverse sloppy jalopy

When you’re giving your man fellatio and just before he cums, you pull it out and finish in your hand then slap him across the face with it.
My boyfriend was a dick to me last night so I gave him a reverse sloppy jalopy
by Kiss me quick August 4, 2019
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Reverse Chihuahua Effect

A chihuahua is a little animal that makes a big noise. So in the "Reverse Chihuahua Effect", it is a big animal making a small noise.

When one tries to be meek. When physically, they are not.

When you are surprised that a meek noise comes from a large or imposing object.
When a big fat person is sneezing and makes a cute little "achoo" sound, you mention to your friend "Damn, that's some 'reverse chihuahua effect' going on".
by asterothykins June 17, 2011
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reverse lonely cowboy

Masturbating with your dominant hand reverse grip (with palm on top).
Ricardo is bored, lonely, and sick of the same old fapping, so he decided to flip his hand around and try Reverse Lonely Cowboy style.
by WagonDude1961 December 14, 2014
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