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Playing Doom in the Bathroom

The most intense and serious form of masturbation a man can ever experience.

AKA: Jerking off is like a First Person Shooter. Your dick is the gun and your jizz are the bullets.
"I've got 20 minutes left on break, it is time for me to be playing Doom in the Bathroom".
by Ed Flesh April 3, 2022
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Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.
Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!
by Princeouma February 25, 2021
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I play county

Phrase used by teenagers in Ireland , especially rural areas . It means that they play for their county in Hurling or football . Despite there only being 15 players per Team , you’ll see several hundred of boys saying „ I play county „ in an attempt to impress girls . It’s a load of bollocks used by immature teens trying to come off as somewhat special despite all being having the same goal of grabbing a quick meet and a nude of an unsuspecting girl
Girl : so do you have any hobbies ?

Boy : yeah I play county like .
Girl : Every boy says that me .
by Leo_Varadkar69 September 16, 2020
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Play that funky music

Hey do it now yeah hey

Yeah, there was a funky singer
Playin' in a rock and roll band
And never had no problems yeah
Burnin' down one night stands
And everything around me, yeah
Got to stop to feelin' so low
And I decided quickly, yes I did
To disco down and check out the show
Yeah they was

Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die

I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see I was the one behind
So still I kept on fighting
Well, loosing every step of the way

I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same
Yeah they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, ya
Till you die

(Gonna play that electified funky music, yeah)

(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Changin' Rock and Roll and minds and things were getting shaky
I thought I'd have to leave it behind
But now its so much better (it's so much better)
I'm funking out in every way
But I'll never lose that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
When they were dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die
Oh' till you die

They shouted play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(You Gotta keep on playin' funky music)
Play that funky music
(Play that funky music)
Play that funky music
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right, ya
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020
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GAMES PEOPLE PLAY

The best book ever written of all time by DR. BERNE MD written in the LATE 1960

Good songs.

Literally abstractions of FANTASY AND REALITY.

Spontaneity and planning models.
The book is on TRANSACTIONAL ANALYSIS and it covers everybody's spiteful BEHAVIOR towards others by outlining GAMES PEOPLE PLAY everyday.

The somgs are done by JOE SOUTH country and the pop song is by THE SPINNERS plus the ALAN PARSONS PROJECT has a song as the thosee are the different songs called GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY AND WTF?? ARE EXAMPLES OF ADULT GAMES, GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

MONOPOLY AND POKER ARE EXAMPLES OF GAMES PEOPLE PLAY.

These are examples of adaptations àf GAMES PEOPLE PLAY as spur of the moment using creative phraseology.
by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME June 13, 2021
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go play golf

the words donald trump (cheeto puff's) management team told him so he wouldn't have a fit when he found out he didn't win
go play golf - donald duck's management team
by criminalmindsfan32 November 8, 2020
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Wanna play games

You wanna suck sweaty black balls and sucking penis
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