Phonegazer

Someone with a blue face, lit by their phone, who never looks up at all while they are walking, and therefore frequently bumps into strangers, telegraph poles, zebras, you name it.

Saw this Phonegazer yesterday - so immersed she walked into a shop window. Sadly it was a book shop, so she kept on walking.

by Mozza23 July 3, 2019

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.

I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!

by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019

Phone clubbing

(Verb)
When you're with a friend or more and you're all just enjoying yourselves on your phones.

Friend 1: I'm depressed, will you come over and do some phone clubbing with me?
Friend 2: that actually sounds really nice. I'm depressed too and just want to be in the same room as someone. Plus, I've got some cool music software apps to show you.
Friend 1: ok sweet I'll see you soon.

by Polarpad370 August 11, 2019

Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.

mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!

by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019

Phonebriated

Driving recklessly while one is using a phone.

That man is driving like crap. He must be phonebriated.

by physicaltherapist1 September 4, 2019

Phone tuff

Someone who sits in the living room threatening people.

You know what you are mate your phone tuff, weak and gay at the same time.

by Dave steenson September 10, 2019

Phone loop

When u do mdma alone and end up with no battery on ur phone so u plug it in and switch it on to call someone or listen to music. U get confused between the start up screen and shutdown screen and end up switching the phone off when its turning on and switching the phone off when its turning on running out the battery and wasting ur roll looking at ur phone getting pissed off. This is the creator if mdma's way of punishing people for constantly using their phone on mdma and/or take too much so they get confused.

I heard you did a pill on your own the other night, how was it? You weren't answering your phone.

It was great except for when i got stuck in the phone loop which kind of wasted my roll.

by AcidTest2003 October 19, 2019