Tokien Nerd

A really loser fan of really really super kool movies and books. Can repeat any chapter, and speak elvish. Also stalks many of the stars.

Shakespears' got nothing on Tolkien, he invented Elvish, Shakespears only got English

by Homefrog February 17, 2004

History Nerd

Whenever Nomes starts talking about her favorite topic, that's when you know you are talking to a history nerd.

Nomes: I would pick Cecily of York
as the other 3 strong woman are already well covered

Other: Maybe Catherine? Edwards girl?
She's right near the end of it all, could be told from a "My families tales: pov

Nomes: no, she's quite dull
tale-end stuff

Other: YOu are such a history Nerd

by SylChaffe September 11, 2011

nerd of bad boys

A group of so called "bad boys' or gangsters, usually on bikes and without helmets, that are followed by a nerd. The said nerd has helmet, glasses, braces, etc. and is obviously tying to be hardcore. Upon seeing a group of this sort, it is common to exclaim "It's a nerd of bad boys!"

Sophie, Lilli, and Jebediah are walking down the street.
Sophie: whoa, did you just see that whole nerd of bad boys?
Lilli: yeah, totally
Jebediah: what?

by Spiedr November 30, 2006

nerd

Nerds are the people who like to play chess during lunch break, they are the brainy ones who people only like for about 10 seconds and that is when they are copying the nerds work, nerds normally the ones who people end up working for as they actually made a success in school and went on to do bigger and better things (see Bill Gates), also everyone can be a nerd in there own way like people who love Fashion and owns like 20 pairs of Jeans 15 pairs of trainers so on and so forth they are nerds in Fashion.

He is such a Nerd playing chess during is Lunch Break

by Prettyboii.Supposidly March 31, 2008

Nerdasaurus

used in conjunction with Azns. A term that describes someone who is a total nerd and is completely full of himself. Usually used as an insult directed at someone who spends to much time playing online games and thinks he's a know-it-all.

Two squirrels chatting online:

Squirrel1: The login server isn't up yet -___-;
Squirrel2: Which means we can't get into the game yet right? o.o
Squirrel1: Well, yea...thats why you can't get into the game. Duh'.
Squirrel1: *Smugly adjusts glasses* That's USUALLY what that means. =.=
Squirrel2: Oh well aren't you just the Nerdasaurus! >.<

by vacuus nomen February 27, 2010

nerd cake

A lie

as defined by the game portal

The nerd was offered cake but knew that the cake was a lie...

the only cake that nerd know is nerd cake and nerd cake is the ultimate lie

by SighDuck December 11, 2010

nerd

Someone who plays runescape all day and brags about it at school. Also has poor social skills. Doesn't know the difference between a nerd and a geek. Can be smart but a big asshole. They try to act smart by saying that they don't study for tests. Sits in an awkward sitting stance.

Geek: I just got call of duty black ops today.

Nerd: FPS GAMES ARE STUPID! runescape is way better then that stupid game.

Geek:BULL SHIZ!

Nerd: Runescape is more popular than call of duty!

Geek: Most of Runescape's players are stupid 10 year old european kids and nerds like you!

by EGrunt November 15, 2010