Jeremy Jordan is the hottest man alive. You can’t even disagree with me. He is very talented by belting out all of his songs like Santa Fe from Newsies or Past is catching up to me from The great gatsby. I had the ultimate pleasure of seeing him on stage at the great gatsby of December 2024. He was super talented. The way he looked, the way he acted, the way he sung, ugh I love it all. I recommend eithier listening to his band age of madness with their new album, listening to him from his different musicals, or going to see him in person.
by Theater kid 1038 March 20, 2025
Get the Jeremy Jordanmug. 
march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch
by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025
Get the International fuck Jordan's bitch daymug. Jordan is a great person. If you find a Jordan never let her go. She will always be by your side no matter what happens. She will think and tell you she is ugly but she will be the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Jordan's are usually athletic. They are really popular. She will make you laugh no matter what by using the little stupidity she has because she is really smart . If you ever make her smile. She has a tight group of friends (mostly her sporty friends). But she does have some other friends. She is very sweet and if you make her mad you must've done something really bad against her. If you have a Jordan as a girlfriend hold her tight and if you have a best friend do everything you need to make her happy.
Girl 1: Jordan has a softball game today.
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
by gurleygirl26 September 25, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"
If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.
Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.
by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023
Get the Pulled a Jordanmug. You are the reason Chris Benoit killed his whole family. This is EXACTLY why that happened. Not directly.... Well... MAYBE directly but, at the very least, peripherally.
Hym "I won't let it happen Jordan. As soon as I break what delusion these idiots suffer from it'll turn and when it does there will no one to defend you. As soon as these idiots realize that defending you is consenting to this and is soon as this realize that the Self-Immolation doesn't work... They'll turn to me... And that's when the corpses will start to pile up. The families will call for your head. I'll make sure they get your daughter because she's complicit too. So, no. A new condition has been added. If he (Jordan Peterson) isn't in a cage or dead, I don't care what you give me. Your kids will die. The moment has passed. Him and his daughter. Save your kids folks. Don't let them die so a charlatan can play aristocrat."
by Hym Iam May 3, 2024
Get the I won't let it happen Jordanmug.