donkey brains

A person, usually a woman, who has the brains of a donkey

That poor girl is an idiot, she must have donkey brains

by realniggas337 January 1, 2017

Brain Rape

When something someone encounters causes so much thinking/confusion that the person feels violated.

Math problem: Betty leaves her purse in a store at the mall and averages 36 mi/h on her way home to Glenville, 140 miles away. Honest harry discovers her purse and starts after her one hour later. If he averages 48/h, how long will it take him to catch betty? Will he catch her before she reaches Glenville?

Jim: Dude, I think I just got brain raped.

by saraxkittyxasri December 9, 2010

veiny brain

testicle; the scrotum

You could see my veiny brain in the photocopy that I took of my ass.

by MH555 August 7, 2005

Brain Train

To Brain Train someone is to "school" them, or "shut them down" with a direct factual comment, sometimes with the help of sarcasm, (but not always) that renders them speechless.

Dude 1 Says: I think my rotor's need replaced because everytime i start my car it squeals.
Dude 2 Says: (with sarcasm) Yeah...Because that wouldn't be your belts needing replaced.
Dude 3 Says: He just totally Brain Trained you!

by *V3R!T@S* April 19, 2010

Brain Fart

"If Ya Don't Stop Thinkin
Ya Brains Gonna Be Stinkin"

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by MJ cvghfgjghf March 28, 2007

E Brain

A word to describe a really stupid person.

That dude's an E Brain.
Started in 1970 to discribe people that don't use common sense.

by Scott February 7, 2005

Smooth Brain

When you underperformed at Magic the Gathering the most skill based game of all time so you convert to Flesh and Blood so you can win coin toss games.

I thought he was a smart guy so I avoided him cause i thought he was an incel but turns out he is a Smooth Brain Dickless Midget so i hooked up with him cause he is much easier to control.

by Vortakainia August 26, 2021