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Human

A human is the reason the world sucks today and a human will be the reason it all ends.
by *creative name* June 3, 2018
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Human Centipede Sandwich

A sexual experiment gone terribly right, the human centipede sandwich is done when performing a 69 in a stacked up three-way
"Bro I heard Hannahs a freaky, like three way freaky"

"Damn wouldn't see that in her"

"Dude rumor is she got stacked up with a friend to 69 in a human centipede sandwich"
"Let's get HER number!"
by get arrested May 9, 2016
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Human

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify humans and I realized that humans are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but humans do not. Humans move to an area and humans multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way humans can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.
"Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
by al3x_zaytev November 19, 2017
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waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.
“Zane is a fuckinwaste of human space.”
by Pastahat December 23, 2017
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The Human Centipede

Have you ever heard of the human centipede, this occurs usually every Friday beginning at around 3:00 pm at Hunter’s house during which the accumulation of ignatius douche bags gets tired of not having any female ass to consume and therefore begin a ritual in which one person bends down and the person behind them begins to eat out their ass hole, this continues as more and more people add onto the chain creating a large circle of gay ignatius douche bags eating each other out. Another ritual that typically takes place known as “The Circle of Life” during which the people at Hunter’s household form a circle where a person takes his right hand and begins to stroke the penis of the person at his left, the circle of douche bags continues this until the clock strikes midnight and they all cumshot at once into the eyes of the person beating their dick off.
The Human Centipede welcomes all ignatius kids that love to suck tiny catholic penis.
by Yopussyfeellikeblubberwithlube February 20, 2019
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hentai human

Calling someone a sexual object/symbol without appreciating their humanity

Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
Ex: this guy I was play in a video games is my hentai human, because they super skinny asian and he is very kawaii
by eclipze0o0 September 29, 2025
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Human Hotel

A Discord server created by HumanEditz, mainly dead. But it's still remembered in multiple Powerscaling servers such as Cappycity and Red Reality.
Yo Bro, that controversy at Human Hotel was FIRE!
by The Powerscaling Spy August 3, 2024
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