Someones who's erected or soft penis is so large that one is said to be able to see it from space. This term can only be applied to people who have had their male reproductive organs compared to that of a horse. People defined as gargantuan hammers tend to be in prison or working as a prostitute. ( pronouns: dude, guy)
by suferdude90266 November 4, 2021
Get the gargantuan hammer mug.When consuming alcohol or cannabis and your body absorbs it as an abnormal rate. You become speedily inebriated and it takes you by surprise .
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by pinheadcraig August 28, 2021
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Get the Sludge Hammer mug.A sex position very similar to doggy-style, but with two they/not them's. Strap-ons are not allowed and if there is no penis involved, too bad.
Mason: Yeah, Todd and I Austin Hammered last night.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
Callum: Oh my God, did you like it?
Mason: I mean, sorta, they didn't have a cock so it was kind of just not them grinding on me.
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A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
"That gentleman in the Armani suit turned out to be a real Velvet Hammer whenever that big brawl broke out in the club."
by Jackyjim January 8, 2022
Get the Velvet Hammer mug.Slapping the head of one’s man piece upon the neck of a bottle of Fireball and leaving behind said bottle in a sovereign nation casino public restroom stall for others to enjoy. First popularized in Oneida Nation in Green Bay in January of 2022
Yo! Did you guys see the bottle of Fireball?
Yep, Troy just dropped a Fiery Hammerhead and left the bottle in the stall.
Yep, Troy just dropped a Fiery Hammerhead and left the bottle in the stall.
by Wings2022 January 15, 2022
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