Balls of glory

Balls that look like a shopping bag with two frozen turkeys in it

Do you see that mans balls of glory. I'm both impressed and worried.

by The Megalodong March 31, 2020

Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain

Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.

by Dicephalon January 31, 2021

To do a Glory

Destroy a good thing by thinking too much

I told you to keep it simple, you always to do a Glory

by Kichikobenin March 27, 2021

Doley Old Goofy

An old friendly man by himself in NYC running a store full of lottery tickets(aka free money)

Walking by the store on 18th St: I’m running low bro I only got $100 left.
Friend: (looks in the store) that’s a doley old goofy let’s hit him for all the 30’s then bend the block

by Dixk August 5, 2021

on my gooey

about your money ,on your grind or hustle

cant smoke today im on my gooey

by OG Poppy August 13, 2021

Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 15, 2021

Nickapot of glory

Licking out a females rectal area during sex

I gave my girl a nickapot of glory

by Wjfb September 12, 2021