Finger game

Where one person fingers the other with different fingers, having the other person guess which finger they are using.

Then eventually the other person using their dick, and trying to convince the other it's actually their thumb but if the other person calls their dick a thumb you call them a 'lying slut'.

You are using your dick

No I'm using my thumb

You are using your thumb

You good for nothing lying slut

You lost the finger game

by AHHHAHHHHH May 5, 2022

Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Finger parade

When one bombards another person with numerous, repeated middle fingers.

This bitch cut me off driving so I totally finger paraded her!

by Aprilshowers April 14, 2009

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

Trigger Fingers

When somebody is mad about something and takes their anger out online instead of actually doing something proactive to fix it

"Instead of having trigger fingers, why don't you actually try to fix it"

by Gracvy March 30, 2022

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

finger of the Lorm

When a cuckboy almost gets laid but ends up only fingering.

F: "Hey boys I heard you all got laid in Milan! Nice!"
T (crying): "I didn't get laid, I only had a finger of the Lorm."

by Leendert January 24, 2018