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eat face

to swap spit; to french kiss, to snog

this was a vulgar preppism (yes preppys can be as vulgar as they wanna be) circa the last days of disco
I saw Rob and Tara outside eating face.
by Mandingoe May 28, 2004
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Facebook mid-life crisis

All of the 35-50 year old people that can finally make their own Facebook accounts. They try to reenact what the younger crowd does on Facebook by tagging pics and acting slutty.
A: Dude, your Mom has a Facebook account? She poked me and asked to be her friend. That's weird.

B: Yeah, she is having a Facebook mid-life crisis.
by BeEmDe2 January 16, 2009
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Say that to my face

A comeback when one is insulted over an online chat
A: Yo bitch you just got fucked up cause you suck D

B: Watch yourself faggot, say that to my face.
by OnlineGamer November 13, 2010
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Manning Face

The idiotic look a grown man or woman gets when extemely disappointed with ones self; highly resembles a pouting child about to cry.

That stupid look peyton and eli manning get when they lose a game, throw a pic, etc. I.e. Peyton mannings face he made after losing the superbowl to the saints.
Tim: dude what's with the manning face?

Mark: I lost my job last tuesday, jody left me on wednesday, and some dick stole my bike yesterday...
Tim: that's rough man. The manning face is understood.
by shaynetk August 7, 2010
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Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang
by Mwright September 10, 2007
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Facebook Familiar

Someone you see at a bar or a club who looks really familiar but you can't quite remember how you know them or where from. As the night progresses you realize you may be friends with them on facebook or have just seen them in pictures on facebook because you are that creepy person who looks at everyone's photos and profiles.
"Dude that girl looks really familiar but I can't remember where I know her from."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, shes probably just Facebook Familiar"
by The Real Reid Durost May 15, 2008
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Facedouche

facedouche
noun, verb, face·douched, face·douch·ing.
–noun
1. A person who posts wall comments, articles, or joins groups that are inane, arrogant, or otherwise douchey on the website Facebook.com.
-verb
2. the act of being such a person.
–verb (used with object)
3. to apply a facedouche to.
-verb (paradoxical)
4. the act of using the term 'facedouche' on Facebook.com
1. Man, did you see Doug joined that Facebook group for assholes who love Hummer H3s? What a facedouche.

2. This guy posted my private phone number on his facebook page just to be a dick; he totally facedouched me.
by TheBigEll October 20, 2008
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