depressed

Depression: the state of feeling everything at once, or nothing at all. The feeling of drowning without water. Feeling completely helpless. Being able to pretend to be happy, and not have anyone realise what your actually going through.

They look depressed, we should help.

by departed_ghost December 20, 2022

Depression

A fancy word for feeling bummed out

“Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling bummed out?”

“Dwight you ignorant slut”

by CreadThoughts.gov December 22, 2020

Depression

Depression, a constant feeling of emptiness. Depression is NOT when your mother tells you your grounded. You sad ass 11 yr olds.

"Jimmy Is Depressed, Jimmy Has Depression, Jimmy No Like Life." "Amy Is NOT Depressed, Amy Just Got Grounded."

by Soggy Water. February 2, 2021

Depression

I've heard cymbalta can help, but at some point you just gotta accept reality is a cruel bastard.

"I hear Joe's had depression for awhile"

"Sucks to be Joe, I guess."

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020

Kiss a depressed persons day

Kiss a depressed persons day is on March 15

Person 1: what day is it today?
Person 2: it’s kiss a depressed persons day, Kiss me lover!

by D3pressed a-hole January 7, 2020

Post-bridem depression

n. A constant state of depression associated with newly wed brides, particularly of those who have left a life of partying.

What's wrong with Jenny?
Oh she just has post-bridem depression

by Herpyderp88 June 12, 2011

Depression

A mental condition that many people have. Some with it joke about it, some that don’t actually have it joke about it too. It’s also an emotion, as well. Depression is just another word for sadness.

I hAVe criPpLinG depression

Are you a sleep-deprived necrophobe? Well, guess what!? They say death is an eternal sleep, so don’t be afraid anymore and jump off a building! ~ something a depressed emo might say.

by Just Some Fucking Lettuce May 26, 2018