muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia

"You're being such a tuna crunch!"

by auboz December 7, 2017

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017

Kentucky Crunch

When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.

Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.

by Nshane100 May 21, 2018

Pussy Cruncher

When the pussy has been through a plethora of oral warfare by an overzealous tongue, set of sharp teeth and way too many fingers rendering the pussy in a extreme state of pain.

Oh my God, Sloan! That Carl is a total pussy cruncher. I had go the ER and I’m Vicodin again!

by Cara Guilfoyle May 27, 2018

csgo.crunch

csgo.crunch: a young man who is terrible at making CS:GO memes. Somebody with this name is an attention craver, a retard, so to speak. Someone with this name often has over 7000 Instagram followers, and mostly have a hashtag of a CS:GO gambling site in their name.

I'm kidding man, love your posts! <3 @csgowavii

Yo @csgo.crunch made a retarded meme yesterday lmao

by IG@CSGOWAVII June 1, 2018