Un-Holy Cross

Un-Holy Cross:
An unhelpful piece of shit guy but is somehow helpful at the weirdest things

Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why

by Kurosu February 24, 2019

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019

The Rhine Crossing

the gap between your nuts and your asshole.

Person 1: Yeah, this bike seat is comfortable and all, but its a little rough on the Rhine Crossing, you know?
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 2: what?

by Sebmin August 4, 2019

On John cross

When someone really ain’t believing you or felling you hit em with the on John cross because some people don’t be felling on god

Leyton-Aye I got to dog pregnant

Lukas-No you didn’t

Leyton-on John cross I did

by Leyton Richland September 25, 2020

intersectional gender crossing

The academic term for sex between a man and a woman

Did you hear that John and Sarah had an intersectional gender crossing last night?

by Poop_3108 October 5, 2020

link's crossbow training

A game released for the Wii.

I will never play link's crossbow training.

by My_nam_SHAW262 January 21, 2021