pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories
person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
by 420f0rLIFE March 07, 2011
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Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.
Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.
by India Garden March 25, 2020
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Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022
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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 31, 2022
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damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!
by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023
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