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The Russian candy apple

The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
by Derricklover69 January 3, 2017
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Apple DeBonk DeBonk

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is a musical can opener. This is great if you want to listen to Beethoven's 9th Symphony, while opening your tomato sauce or your Sam's Club order of pickles in a jar.
Hey, can I use your Apple DeBonk DeBonk to open my pickle jar?

The Apple DeBonk DeBonk is exploding due to the baking soda and mixture of hydrochloric acid.

After you're done with your musical can opener while opening cans, can I have a go with my eyelids?
by Cracko298 March 21, 2022
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Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.
Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!
by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015
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Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!
Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!
by KSGBG October 3, 2021
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Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.
Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"
by Citychick213 December 22, 2016
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Apple crunchy top

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P
Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)
by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009
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To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.
You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues
by Sexydimma February 19, 2022
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