apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium

woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll

by iliketomunchontoes October 16, 2023

Apple-App-tic

A condition where people start foaming at the mouth whenever they hear news about Apple or Apple-products. It is very common with Apple Fan-People (iThink that is the politically correct term)
It is rumoured (A reliable source has confirmed it) that there is no cure yet but several companies are working on it. iNjunction lawyers are lining up to get the cures banned because of iPatents that have been registered by iSteve two days after his iNtroduction into this World.

iFan was Apple-App-Tic over the latest android feature built into the rumoured iPhone.

by ciekee October 21, 2013

Snapples on my Apples

A phrase that can be used for pretty much any situation, but it is usually used to express frustration, surprise, or butthurt. Occasionally, it can also be a memorable catch phrase.

Dave: Oh shit, we aced our group project!
John: Snapples on my Apples!

by The Mysterious Stranger April 7, 2015

Dutty Apple Hands

The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!

Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!

by KSGBG October 3, 2021

Apple Picking Weekend

A bad weekend of NFL football when there are no good matchups or fun games to gamble on.

There are no good games this weekend. Perfect time to appease the wife and kids for an apple picking weekend or go to the pumpkin patch.

by Bill Simmons Spoiled Son October 13, 2020

Red Apple Ritual

A premarital ritual in which a woman's virginity is tested by sleeping on white sheets. If there is blood on the sheets she gets a basket of apples, and will bury some of them. If there is no blood, then her finance must bloody the sheets by brute force and bury what was the soon to be wife.

You know love is in the air when you see a couple walking to the check out counter with new white sheets and a large axe for the Red Apple Ritual.

by Impudicus May 4, 2021

apple and pear soup

apple and pear soup is a deliciously mixed delight that contains of cut up apples and pears. it melts satisfyingly in your mouth and the sweetness of the apple devours your taste buds. it is most commonly eaten when gogy goes to mrs dreams house disguised as dreams boyfriend for dinner.

recepie:
ingredients-
apples
pears
water
instructions:
cut up the apples in tiny half moon cresents, and sprinkle thrm into your blender. crush the pears with your spoon and squeeze the juice out, pouring it over your apples. add 100g of water to your mixture and blend it all together. give it to gogy once done.

"this apple and pear soup is so delicious, i could eat it all day, mrs dream, your food is amazing!"

by expelliyarmuss December 23, 2020