by penisballs08 June 26, 2025
Get the Human velocitymug. The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010
Get the human fly diseasemug. Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
by Deadjockman April 3, 2021
Get the human puppymug. 1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)
2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"
2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
by bro you just posted cringe May 31, 2019
Get the human sandwichmug. a) the most pragmatic, rational response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
father: no. the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person. The only thing you can do, is not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, that's about all i can tell you.
by Sexydimma December 16, 2014
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. humans suck!!!
by FireMan738 the second March 26, 2021
Get the humansmug. 1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.
From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"
MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
Get the Human Jizzballmug.