Human Traffic

A verb. To take a person FROM a place and relocate them TO a different place against their will for 0 dollars.

Hym "If he didn't human traffic anyone then he isn't a human trafficer. Let it go. Do you know why you REALLY hate Andrew Tate? You want me to tell you? You hate Andrew Tate for the SAME EXACTLY REASON that I berated that fucking retard. Because he's CLAIMING to be an extra special guy... And YOU KNOW FOR A FACT (because you're READING THIS HERE right now)... That he is NOT AN EXTRA SPECIAL GUY! I did all the thinking. He didn't do 'The Work.' He got the women TO DO IT FOR HIM. He 'Owned the right thing' by literally getting a mafia guy to GIVE a casino to him (Likely by SAYING THINGS I'VE SAID). And the conversion into 'Self-help work salesman' was 👨 🍳🤭😘 a masterpiece! It was a thing of beauty! Like watching heaven get sucked into a black hole! But you're not even mad at him at that point. That's all just CAPITALISM! HE'S JUST SOME RANDOM KICKBOXER! HE'S JUST SOME FUCKING GUY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING ADMIT IT! So the socialists hate him because 'capitalism bad.' Destiny hates him because 'Oh shit! They're going to find out I'm not Hym!' And the CAPITALISTS hate him because WHAT HE MEANS... What HIS VERY EXISTENCE MEANS...

by Hym Iam February 4, 2024

Mel Human

Someone who is lesser and brainwashed by the system. A term that manifested in a dream to symbolize the absolute lowest of the low kind of people. The phrase comes from the word Mel which in simple terms means a separation of classes. If you run into this word in any kind of place you should be alarmed. This term does not come from anywhere you'd like to be. The phrase will always live to haunt me and I've never heard it anywhere but in the dreams I've had with the most malice. The term can also be Mel person or Mel individual.

"You're kind is worthless, you are Mel human beings"
"You don't deserve life you Mel human"
"I wish I could go back to the times where people weren't Mel humans"

by 1nonly_itachi February 7, 2024

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

humans

A species that comes in many forms, the top following are; furies, thirst traps, pedophiles, wannabees, racism, sexism, lgbtq's +, mothers, hornys, perverts, etc. These creatures can be horrible at times, some are good and others are disturbing and questionable. Some are what humans call bitches. Always remember kids :) humans are awful creatures and you might become human in the future.

An example is: Those gay ass humans -that tried to use your hose as a shower because theres broke, after having a party for her dogs baby reveal- is getting arrested for trying to kidnap someone because they looked like their waifu.

by Art and Anime Lover April 8, 2023

Accessory Human

A human being whos existence is absolutely optional for the society. They create some effect, yet the world wouldn't feel even a minor change if they disappeared the next day.

Mike: You heard about Jakob? I heard he finished his gender studies major and became an influencer...
Pauline: So... An Accessory Human?

by Yaminoyori April 22, 2023

human lance

When you are boning a chick real deep and it gets so far into her snatch that it pops a cervical cyst and oozes everywhere

Dude this hot chick was going to have to go to the gynaecologist for a cervical cyst but she didn’t have the ready cash for the doctor bill so she came over to chill at the crib to get the human lance

by Dingothegreat April 22, 2023

human furniture

Human furniture is furniture in which a person's body is used as a tray, foot stool, chair, table, cabinet or other item. In some cases a sculpture of a human body is used instead. Examples of human furniture have appeared in modern art. It can also be found on BDSM practices like Forniphilia.

He put the sushi all over me, it was so erotic. I was literally human furniture.

by KinkyTraveler April 24, 2023