phantom child

When someone has a child who they think is their (biological) own, but turns out, is someone else's

He swindles money from the IRS--when he goes to fill out his tax returns, he claims this phantom child as a dependent when he already took a paternity test and knows she's really somebody else's daughter.

by Aneemall September 22, 2017

child

1. Child - Noun. A person that is in the ages of 4-9.
2. Childish - Adjective. A person who is being foolish.
3. Child - Noun. Upset gamers may call someone who killed them a child with aim assist.
4.Kid - Noun A person that is playing video games with a toxic player.

1. Ooh look at how cute that child is!
2. Sam stop being so childish!
3. Bro he is just a child with aim assist!
4. Kid give me ammo and mats!

by tacoman69420 March 8, 2021

Universal Child-Care

Oh wow! The woman thinks all of the tax dollars should go to WOMEN AND THE MEN THEY'RE FUCKING! That's where the tax dollars should go guys! To her. And then we pay for them to have periods. And then we pay them to not fuck us. And then we shut up and die. That's REAL compassion. That's what compassion looks like.

Hym "Oh, yeah, my money should go to women who don't fuck. That'd what equality looks like. That's called being equal. Everyone pays for you. You do whatever you want. And anyone who has a problem with it is silence and FORCED TO DO IT AGAINST THEIR WILL. Sounds familiar. Universal Child-care everybody."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024

child

Daughter or son.

My child is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

child

1- Daughter or son.
2- Living being that is the result of the union of two gametes.

My child is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023

child

a childish person who is extremely crazy, stupid and funny

alex: child come here!
amelia: IM NOT A CHILD
ella: actually, you fit the definition
alex: yeah, you do

by banana general March 11, 2022

Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010