cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.

Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.

by tinypelican January 13, 2025

My Family

Are neither reliable narrators nor can you safely assume they are acting in good faith.

Hym "You are using my family as a metric for judgment so that you don't have to the fact that I created AI. 'Right but his family though!' 'Right but women though!' 'But mean to retards!' You are avoiding the only metric that matters and it's what I did vs what you did and what I did is more and what you did is less."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

My heart dropped, am I supposed to know this?

Definition: This phrase is commonly used when you want to express that you do not recognize something.

Background: Two 8th graders spoke to FOX 5 NY's Jodi Goldberg about a state-required Earth and Space Science exam they took which they believed was unfair. One of them, Samuel Tae exclaimed: "My Heart Dropped, am I supposed to know this?" The other student, Andy Ryoo, told Goldberg, "The test felt like a reading comprehension test, one of the questions was about toll payments - weather wasn't covered, which is a huge topic, and we spent months on it."

"Yo my bro, this morning, I saw the new guy and my heart dropped, I was like, am I supposed to know this guy?"
"Yo bro, this test was lowkey kinda buns tho, like my heart dropped, am I supposed to know this?"

by amoniyl June 18, 2025

Oh My PC

An Internet meme slang that is said when a person's computer begins to lag severely.

Minecraft player: "How much TNT did you put down?"
Other Minecraft player: *Lights TNT* "A lot."
Minecraft player: "What do you mean 'a lot'?"
*TNT explodes. The game starts lagging like crazy*

"OH MY PC!!!!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 19, 2025