phantom dick energy

(P.D.E.) - when a person thinks or acts like they have "big dick energy", but really has "small (or no) dick energy."

He thinks he's about to smash, but he really has that phantom dick energy about him that he can't seem to shake!

by maryncanary November 3, 2023

nigga dick croissant

A nigga dick being twisted and contorted to the point where it looks like a croissant

Can also be used as an exclamation

Did you see Johnny? He’s in the hospital for nigga dick croissant

by bbbunz November 3, 2023

Dick rider

Someone who literally won’t get off your dick and mind their business.

I’m tired of coming in the office everyday and Danny being a dick rider.

by Danny from the valley November 3, 2023

Dick high

When he dick you down so good it feel like you high off dick.

“I was so dick high i couldn’t even stay standing”

by thatbtc100105 November 4, 2023

Dick-chesty

Another word for a male urinary tract infection. (UTI)

Bills dick burns when he pees. He probably has a dick-chesty.

Tyler had anal so many times with that chick he got a dick-chesty.

by Lil.miss.fun November 4, 2023

Chla Dick

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

by Wedwow November 6, 2023

DICK

Male's genitals that can CUM

My dick is so LARGE!!

by qertuipasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 8, 2023