flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

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Ass Fairy

When you fall asleep with spare change in the bed. Then when you get up you discover the ass fairy had placed the change in, on or around your ass or asses.

The Ass Fairy gave me a wooden nickel last night.

by jvcanote June 6, 2018

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Tony Dude ass

A man named Anthony who goes by tony and who likes men’s ass and occasionally big juicy cock. He enjoys detailing cars and playing hockey with men

Jonny jag is acting like a total tony dude ass today

by Jonny jag the fag February 18, 2023

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Ass Bot

Ass hats who are so ingrained in their Assness that they are on auto pilot.

Eric had been an ass hat for so long that he couldn't do anything else. He has become an Ass Bot.

by Lilith Eventide Nightshade May 2, 2009

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Shit ass on the toe

The random string of cuss words you say when you smash your toe on an unsuspecting object, like a table corner.

*Person 1 is using phone while it is being charged*
*Person 2 trips on the charger wire, enabling the phone to fly out of Person 1's hands, and to land on Person 1's toe*
Person 1: "SHIT ASS ON THE TOE! SHIT. ASS. ON THE TOE!"

by bitchassonthehodickassonthego October 3, 2017

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