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Wallet-Rape

When an object on sale is egregiously expensive, usually seen as a franchise of expensive items usually related to a hobby. The high pricings of these items gouge out the wallets of the customer, leaving a miniscule amount of cash in the rubble.
Guy 1: "Why the fuck did I start playing Warhammer 40k."
Guy 2: "What's so horrific about it?"
Guy 1: "The fucking expensive as hell mini-figures has me poor and writhing on the floor shit-vomiting. It's just Wallet-Rape. My cash is gone."
Guy 2: "Graphic description of your suffering but okay."
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Wallered 

A state of extreme intoxication, Often leaving the house inebriated whilst annoying every living soul in the vicinity.
I went out last night and got Wallered, the bird left me and I'm as sick as a dog this morning.
Wallered by Brmdlucas October 31, 2022

wallet autopsy 

When a paramedic loots money from a person's wallet, whom they find dead, or who dies on the way to hospital.
Coroner: ‘here’s their phone, key's and wallet we found on him, sorry for your loss’
Victim's family member: ‘that’s unusual, usually he keeps his wallet full of Benjamins’
Coroner: ‘hmm, looks like the medics performed a wallet autopsy’
wallet autopsy by Lanky J November 24, 2022

Wallering 

Wallering is a word that means your watering your wall. Warrling is also a word for spinning in circles.
y: hey
s: hm?
y: im wallering my wall, wanna join?
s: sure! i always love to waller.

EX.2
y:look guys im warrling
t: omgg! cool
y: wanna join?
t: yess
Wallering by kookoogorleye December 15, 2022

Wallenie 

A fanboy or fangirl of Morgan Wallen
Lil Durk is a Wallenie
Wallenie by DeezPeanuts December 16, 2022

Wallet Fluid 

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.
That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.
Wallet Fluid by jondich February 10, 2023